I think that I shall never care
for a tank so lovely as a bear.
A bear whose hairy butt must go
Between me and my frightful foe.
A bear with tooth and mouth and claw
Set to mangle murlocs raw
A hide so thick to ward off blows
A great big health pool to ease my woes.
I’m a tree, with flowers in my hair;
But only the best should be a bear
In honor of my husband coming home and tanking some trolls, which made me realize it’s been two weeks since I’ve healed a bear butt! Bears are an endangered species!