At the entrance to our subdivision, there’s a cult – well, a particular religious sect that is widely regarded as a cult and known for knocking on doors. Back around Christmas, they knocked down their old building and since then, Fridays and Saturdays they’re out there building their new one.
It’s really funny because they look exactly like how cults always do in WoW – little knots of 2-5 people standing around just far enough from the next knot that you can take it out. One or two patrolling around. And just like in WoW, while from a distance it vaguely looks like they’re doing things, when you really watch them you realize they’re basically just standing there.
Always funny when something in real life reminds you of a game so strongly…
I wonder whether they drop anything good?
Killing people IRL is a no-no, remember.
Well, there is that. The whole “some guy over there said he’d give me a new pair of shoes if I killed twenty of these guys!” defense just doesn’t work…
In the case of the Dafias Brotherhood versus Analogue…
Defendant: Analogue
Charges: Vigilantism, premeditated murder, violation of due process and civil rights, genocide, racism.
Prosecution: 10 hours presenting evidence of willful slaughter with 100% ironclad evidence it was carried out by the defendant. Dozens of eye witnesses testify.
Defense: Analogue: “But look at this great staff I got. The next step has some pants!”
The jury of her peers (from /trade) voted as follows:
Juror #1: Not guilty
Juror #2: Not guilty
Juror #3: Nah
Juror #4: Zzzzz
Juror #5: huh?
Juror #6: Anyone know what [Dafias Lawyer] drops?
Juror #7: Not guilty
Juror #8: Hey, where did you get that staff?
Juror #9: Not guilty
Juror #10: haha noobzor
Juror #11: Can I have that staff?
Juror #12: Not guilty
Juror #6 then tagged the lawyer and reported he only dropped vendor trash. The defense attorney sued Juror #6 for kill stealing.
*giggles*