Lunchtime, queue’d up Rev’s baby paladin and my baby priest for a dungeon, got Razorfen Downs. Cool. Got a mage, druid, and rogue as our dps.
“oh I have Rez sickness” says the rogue as we zone in.
Reversion glances at him and not only does he have rez sickness, he has a full ten minutes of it. We pointed out it was pretty rude to come in with rez sickness. “I’m not useless!” the rogue insists as we start. He of course proceeds to be useless.
I’m throwing out an occasional Shadow Word: Pain or Holy Nova and doing about 7% of the damage right now. The rogue? 1%. Ouch. He continues to insist he’s not doing badly, to which we post damage meters. He then accuses us of being rude.
Yeah. The guy who is right now not just not contributing, but being an active mana-sink in that I have to keep him alive, is saying we’re rude.
After ten minutes of this idiocy, his debuff goes away. He actually counts it down in party chat.
Five minutes later he asks how he’s doing. We post the new numbers – Reversion reset and I didn’t – and he cheers. “Yay!”
“Dude, you’re only doing 8% of the damage. I’m doing 7%” I point out. “And I’m healing.”
“Lol boa and you’re higher level,” he says
True, I am wearing BoA gear and I am three levels higher than him. But – I’m healing, and Reversion is not in BoA gear and is only two levels higher and is creaming him so hard it’s not funny.
We continue on. Three trash pulls from the end, he says “oops lol”. Nothing more, but suddenly Rankwatch tells me he just used a finishing move that’s several levels out of date – he hasn’t trained. No big deal but… that was the first time it’s told me this and he didn’t just ding.
I check Recount. He has used finishing moves… 3 times. This whole instance.
This guy who said something about “you make me feel useless” and “it’s a game lol” earlier, hasn’t got the first clue how to play his class. It doesn’t get more basic for a rogue than “use finishing moves”. We point this out to him when the final boss dies. “I have over two level 80s”, he says. (What that exactly means… I don’t know)
Oh, and the totals?