Moar DinoTam

So Alas finished her DinoTam poetry contest. I am reposting my entry here because I can. I apparently cannot follow directions. Instead of an ode, I wrote code

//Recommend using DinoBob, DinoFred, or DinoBarneyThePurple classes instead
public static Dinosaur::DinoTam
{

bool isHungry = true;
bool isAsleep = false;

//Note: the “edible” check is unreliable. Anyone interfacing with the “DinoTam” class
//is responsible for ensuring that inputs to this method are acceptable

public void doEat(object Prey)
{

if(Prey == edible)
{

nomnom(Prey);

isHungry = false;

//some sort of bug in this method. Won’t compile without this next line
isHungry = true;

}

}

//Intern hasn’t finished this function, contains no “wake” triggers
public string doSleep(Rock Rock)
{
string returnvalue;

if(Rock.isSunny == true)

{
returnvalue = “zzzzz”;
DinoTam.isAsleep = true;

} else
{
returnvalue = “DinoTam only likes sunny rocks, what what.”
}

return returnvalue;

}

//undocumented bug causes this method to trigger randomly
//probably user error
private void doMoisturize(object lotion)
{
if(lotion.isSmoothAndMoist)
{
lotion.apply(DinoTam.skin);
DinoTam.ContentedPurrGrowl();
}

}

//users keep complaining about this behavior. Assure them it is their own fault
//and DinoTam code is working as specified
public void responseToAlasOrders(object Orders)
{
DinoTam.DoNothing();
DinoTam.GiveAlasTheEye();
DinoTam.doEat(Orders);

}

//!!Remember to take this out before public release!!
public void doButtSecks(object victim)
{

if(victim.DoesNotSuspect && (checkRelativePosition(victim, DinoTam) == true)
{
DinoTam.Yell(“Surprise Buttsecks!!!”);
victim.assault();
}

}

private bool CheckRelativePosition(object victim, Dinosaur DinoTam)

{
if(victim.IsInFrontOf(DinoTam)) return true;
else return false;

}

}

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