Comments on: The Top Things I Will Do If I Become A Boss

By: Parliamentary Papers | Murloc Parliament

Parliamentary Papers | Murloc Parliament — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:08:32 +0000

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By: CyrusII

CyrusII — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 11:30:10 +0000

“4. No matter how awesome it sounds, I will never shout out my attack name as I use it”

4a. If I can’t resist shouting out the name of the attack, I will use a different attack instead.

Or how about:

If I just used my raidwide stun, I will not run off to use a very long cast time spell. Instead I will run to the healers and cleave their faces off.

By: blasfemur

blasfemur — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 10:42:00 +0000

If I were a boss, I wouldn’t wait until I’m almost dead to get really, really angry about the mob of people invading my home or office to come kill me. I’d be pretty enraged from the second that arrow started pointing at my head.

By: Smacklab

Smacklab — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 07:11:30 +0000

Awesome list..: lava is way underused… I was surprised not to see a “will not say stupid things like “you call that an attack” or “you cannot defeat me!!” or “I’m the greatest…” AS U DIE!!

Wheres the honesty? The modesty? “I might just lie down for a bit…. Rest my eyes”…. “the force is strong in u…. ” (opps wrong game)…. Or simply “oh fuck…. That hurt!!”

By: Paulo

Paulo — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 04:29:34 +0000

Well… nice rip-off on The Evil Overlord list.

By: brakelance

brakelance — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 03:20:35 +0000

1. Acquire and Use Martin Fury at first sign of trouble.

2. Shout the name of other abilities as I use them randomly and often in quick succession.

By: zdave

zdave — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 01:12:51 +0000

“9. I will not exchange my life, body, soul or free will for power. In the long run, it’s a bad investment.”

this ultimately makes you not a bad guy. the trade of free will/life for power is essential in becoming a mega baddie*. without it, you’re just a second or third boss in a 5-man.

* – sacrifices are not essential if you were born a mega baddie and come into your powers naturally.

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If I Were a WoW Boss « — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 21:51:20 +0000

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If I Were a WoW Boss « — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 20:32:53 +0000

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By: What Everyone is Talking About :) « You Yank It, You Tank it: Blog of a Tanking Death Knight Lady

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 18:10:57 +0000

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